Category: Paul De Lancey Books

Books by Paul De Lancey

Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?

Buy on Amazon Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? A grocery store can’t expect repeat business if its checkers unleash Armageddon. This truism governs Debbie Devil, dedicated supermarket checker and horny, estranged wife of Satan. Debbie sets her sights on Joe…

Tasteful Murders

        Buy on Amazon   Tasteful Murders A well-done murder should leave a good taste in the survivor’s mouth, like a delicious dinner accompanied with pleasant conversation. Gentle reader, please enjoy this killer forty-three course feast. Bon…

The Fur West

        Buy on Amazon   The Fur West In the Fur West, Chris Gashud rises from cat-raised orphan to become the leader of the first cat-herding drive in the Old West. During the early years, the multitudinous…

We’re French and You’re Not

        Buy on Amazon   We’re French and You’re Not We’re French and You’re Not, is a hilarious romp focusing on the clueless French millionaire, Robert, and the effects of his diary on the conventional Wisconsin farm…

Eat me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World

        Buy on Amazon   Eat Me:169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World From the author of We’re French and You’re Not and The Fur West, De Lancey entertains supreme as he distills cooking to the…

Beneficial Murders

        Buy on Amazon   Beneficial Murders Deeply upset by rampant naughtiness, Santa Claus decides to launch nuclear missiles at the world. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer argues he’s being too rash, that not all humans are bad.…